Movie Review - The Night Eats The World


THE NIGHT EATS THE WORLD




BASIC PLOT
A young man wakes up after a party in Paris and finds the world over run by zombies.




CAST
Anders Danielson Lie as Sam

FACT
Some scenes had to be reshot as the film was destroyed by during production.

THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
This seemed fun i thought ok the discription is a young man wakes up in a zombie filled Paris and hes inside a build trapped so i thought ok i may need to put up with some French cunt acting but its kinda a zombie 28 Days Later (2002) low key zombie flick but nope. It starts kinda typical yawn heres a party guy wakes up and the entire opening and party i dont care i wana see this guy get left in a zombie world cut to next day he just accepts it so fast like really and its odd and unfinished he just stays in one appartment floor untill someone below fires the old shotgun shot through the floor and nearly clips him haha and then well he does the thing we all think of secure the building get all the food supplies weapons the thing you all dream off as a kid watching these movies then he turns full retard and of course mid clearing out random bedrooms in random homes he puts on a fucking 90s set of headphones and listens to loud music are you fucking kidding me zombies took over the earth while you were passed out and you wake up so chilled and feeling safe in a randoms bedroom you play loud music fuck and you kid. After this it slowly drops off and bugs me more and more by the minute he then plays drums and gets all the zombies fired up and attacking the building doesnt kill zombies in one apartment and leaves another zombie in the elevtor then removes all the doors on one floor to casually room through the place for some exerise and boredom after the water cut off and he had to use every bucket and bowel in Paris to collect water from the roof did he secure the build fortfiee the build and windows with these doors and wood nahh just fucking runs like a plum fucks around plays drums and seems to go mad in just a week or so and cant stip bitching or screaming out ? i take it hes a millenial that cant sit still or shut the fuck up for two minutes at a time ot stay silent i mean even if its fake talking talk make a wilson ball friend not get bored super fast and make me turn this shit off yeh i did bored to death with a shit stupid film. Oh shit yeh the cat he spots a cat and of course runs out side to grab it leaving the door open and gun inside gets trapped in a car and nearly munched like a fucking retard i cantdeal with stupid in movies likes this i just cant handle it after that he bores me even more and im sure a part of my soul went into a coma.

Director yeh you got it made a short 7 years earlier lol plenty of training then directing movies and anything haha he made 1 short 7 fucking years ago and 1 short years before that so i guess he sucked the fuck outa some rich dude  and got to make this cause fuck me i made more videos on youtube than this fool has so no wonder its got no style feel look or anything new an added thing a view point of someone with experience its just a blank set camera here borefest.

Gonna have to go full Chris Delia here did i hope it was gonna be a late night zombie style dram yes was it no did the guy in the movie play drums and make the zombies run to him yes was i screaming at my screen yes and turns out the guy who wrote the novel was some French guy called Pit ughhhhhhh hey your called Pit dude haha whats your last name stain. I would say yeh fuck it pass this by cause nothing happens just nothing unlike a few films i have watched in the last few days this had no point or anything happen so just nothing to see here folks keep moving avoid the car wreck and move on.



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93 mins long. cert 15. 2018


This gets 2 out of 10 on my finger scale.