Movie Review - Here Alone


HERE ALONE



BASIC PLOT
A young woman struggles to survive and a zombie infected world.




CAST
Lucy Walters as Ann

FACT
The enitre movie was shot in 23 days and during the movie our character listens to a radio the transmission from the radio are in french and talk about Quebec meaning the movie is set in Canada most likely.

THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
On odd netflix catch i was looking for zombies and end of the world stuff to finish my night off haha and then i found this. Its a fun little zombie flick its kind of like that shit flick Arrival (2016) its got that style and tone and feel to it one persons view point of course its low budget and an indy film or maybe Netflix movie but its feel is very much a zombie Arrival with tits.

We kick off with our lead having a bath in some lake and flashing some ass n gash from behind and then she gears up for going to look for food and supplies and sets a nice decoy to drag zombies away and let her move into this one home and once she gets away she then dumps a bucket of her own yellow piss all over herself to hide her scent and run away fun eww and clever and then its time for another nude bath in the lake. Its fun an then as she sleeps in her mud covered car at night she has the old flash backs to when her hubby was teaching her to shoot as the zombie outbreak starts and how to survive they kinda keep it simple and hes like some park ranger hunter guy teaches her the basics and she lives of the land using fresh water coming down stream and picking up food from local wild life and anything she can go out and scrounge up. Only thing that then bugs me is once she finally of course meets some other survivors and the guys kinda douchey but hes not the bad guy he doesnt try fuck her over or take her shit kill her hes kinda nice but the kid hes with whos his spoilers step daughter now wants to fuck daddy haha this may have been written while on pornhub she wants daddys dong now she becomes the threat and even after all the flash backs and shit that happens and its very little its a simple movie yet i enjoyed it and kept watching wanting to see more and see how it plays out and when it does fuck you she helps the kid at the end and uses her last bullet to save her get fucked this is when the movie falls apart just in time for the credits lol.

Directing wise its pretty good its low budget with limited cast and locations but the guys got well over 20 directing credits and some are documentaries shorts and tv episodes but hes got far fucking more than a lot of directors have in recent years that i slate for getting handed fucking huge movies with limited to no directing experience and he does a great job with a simple movie.

Cast wise ugh i honestly thought from the picture that the lead female was the gold chick from Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 (2017) but its not its some other chic Lucy something shes been acting maybe 8 years by this point and i have no clue i get an assie vibe from her or maybe its the low budget ginger hair i dono but shes good the way to young step dad is again kinda a newbie hes been acting for maybe 5 years by this point and hes ok but a little to dorky and bugging is his style of the dad. The kinda hot anime looking daughter is played by Gina Piersanti shes a poor mans Hailee Steinfeld and while cute is of course not playing cute as shes ment to be all though never said some young teen but shes down for the dick here lol shes really only 18 and been in maybe 5 things for an episode or a days worht of work so shes still a youngling.

Would i watch it again nah never probs never watch it again in my lifetime and i seen Bloodsport(1987) a gazillion times but this can fart off id watch it if i had not seen it but its not gonna be some cult classic or a chill and watch that movie type deal its a one and done its a one night stand with the ugly chic who let you bareback her haha fuck an get out.



Best quote: "    ".

98 mins long. cert 15. 2016


This gets 6 out of 10 on my finger scale.