TRIPLE FRONTIER
BASIC PLOT
Five former Special Forces operatives head to the remote jungles of South America to kill a drug lord and rob his money.
CAST
Ben Affleck as Tom
Oscar Isaac as Santiago
FACT
At one part in the movie they dump cash in Peru and write down the coordinates but the numbers written down are further south than Peru... probably to stop idiots going to that location and taking pictures liked retards or just a fuck up.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Ok this i enjoyed i kinda hate whats his face Isaac he bugs the fuck outa me Star Wars hes got an old man vibe to him like hes outa place and should be ten years older than he is playing some well old dude lol and i get minutes in and find out hes my lead but after the first few minutes i was kinda ok with him well i could live with it his characters bit douchey but i can watch it. its got the kinda long boring start but some of it is ment to be build up and while that boring parts over and whats his face mexico boy comes back to the states to grab his friends and fill them in Kellys Heroes (1970) style its a bit more modern sure and got that usual feel of sort of realisme with the guys kinda kitted out in pretty real gear and shit its just got a sort of i dono Bens ment to be the star and hes not but hes the main guy with a plan and then well by the time they grab the cash and kill some mexican druglord its not even half way into the movie i spotted the timer on netflix when i grabbed a drink an thought shit well i guess this is gonna go tits up and they all die in a blaze of fucking glory but they kinda made an adventure outa this and it wasnt what i was thinking but i enjoyed it to some degree i didnt find myself screaming in my head ahhh shoot him or dont do this bullshit i was watching and going along with it.
Cast wise sure Bens Ben and hes good at this kinda role its a lighter mix of him from The Town (2010) and hes not phoning it in but hes kinda like half commited maybe in some feels like he said yes and spent the cash on booze and pokimon cards an now hes just doing it cause Spoilers hes the only fucker to die here so i dono maybe he wanted out faster maybe it was one of the others and hes like nah kill me do it now kill meeeeee and they try to play it up as something like he got what was coming to him but nah was lame Batman shoulda lived here. But onwards sure sure we got Star Wars guy and then we had young Patroclus himself HECTORRRRR in here sure is dumb face bugs me an makes me think of a poor mans Anikin Skywalker you no that guy douchey little smile any ways hes not that bad here sure he bugs me but i hate most cunts and then of course then its Pedro Pascal and sure his name sounds like an off beige color but hes the legend from Game Of Thrones mind "you murdered her you raped her" well hes aging like fruit here cause after he had facial reconstruction he looks old like Clint Eastwoods balls old sure hes good but even he feels lifeless in bits like hes kinda the token black guy of the movie that never got killed off and some other dudes Charlie nobody cares from some thing and well its a good cast the boys do rock it and even the badguys dont suck here they act the part and some chick Adria Arjona whos kinda new to me but shes good here.
Now i say they are all good sure but the script felt to me unfinished if you read a few things online people turned it down it gets a rewrite and then Ben comes on changes his mind gets a rewrite and so on felt like its kinda not fully done its a green banana in parts but good over all just the five main guys bitching to each other like why you all served together for years why you being cunts now whats with the fake drama and mumbles its just a little odd. Now the fucking stupid parts are hey we rob a druglord an take his cash sure but i was expecting the guys to grab a giant bag each like Heat (1995) and sure they grab a van and fill it but they filllllll it like no ones getting in this thing then they kill more folk take a car and go and then strap what looks like a plane full of bags to the under side of a chopper to fly away ? and when that goes tits up and they need to carry like 100 bags across the mountains ? the same mountains i seen Ethan Hawke eat some dead guys ass and drink snowballs for 8 months these guys just walk over it carrying 25 bags each its like fuck me guys carry 2 ditch the rest your now bugging me this cash is never gonna make it clearly to the end so why just fill the movie with chuffa and the end waw kinda now build up or speed or style to it just we made it and lets not keep the cash ? so you did it all for nothing for some sense of do the right thing but then you hand captain mexico the coordinates to the rest of the cash you left behind fuck off poor ending and vibe trying to play up this was bad wheres the sense of fun and its a Kellys Heroes redo and it has no fun some bants but no ok cool it wasnt for nothing thats like the end of Inception (2010) you can ram that ending cunt.
All in enjoyed sure maybe not one i run to go back to its not fun or an action flick you can rewatch but if its on sure id watch it. Bad ending vibes gets lower marks from me sign up now for a free Netflix account and have a watch then fuck off lol.
Best quote: "We need more bags".
125 mins long. cert 15. 2019
This gets 7 out of 10 on my finger scale.
