CAPTAIN MARVEL
BASIC PLOT
Carol Danver becomes on of the universes most powerful super heroes.
CAST
Brie Larson as Captain Marvel
Sam jackson as fury
FACT
Bries training was for just over 4 months including boxing judo but no running what so ever cause damn is she shit at running in fact shes worse than Scarjo fuck me.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
So i was not in the slightest bit really into this character im not from a comic book childhood so adding to many fucking powefull charcaters to a cool marvel universe for me is getting flooded but hey Bries hot sure her name sounds like a fucking green cheese but moving on shes cute can act ok im in so sat watching thinking yawn boring it kicks off with her and Jude Law training and shes some kinda space soldier of course but then its off to fight and shes some how launched into blockbuster on earth i dono i blinked and she was landing ok fine shes here now and shes doing her thing hunting down bad aliens and its odd cause sheild is nothing special yet really its kinda under played and not a thing yet its odd. nad the flash backs over and over all over the place odd and with no valid point and flash back to being a child and adult its all over the fucking place makes no sense and has no actual fucking point. Its got a nice twist sure near the end but it just becomes hey now we all a cool big team floating in space and no one seems at all bothered with this like bitch your in space with aliens ? at least act shocked lol. Ahh i dono its rushed i think its maybe a this will work or this will do kinda vibe we need it done by this time to add her to the mix to save the world and you coulda just not lol.
Em cast wise sure its got old Sam back and it was kinda fun see him play it a different way maybe a bit much to far but fun and really the other cast members coulda all fucked off cause no one cares or needed them at all its all nameless faces here cant think of a single character or actor in this thing its a bit odd its like they tried to make it low budget or i dono but yeh cast wise em yeh it had some.
Director wise well its a combo of course gotta get a nice mix of chicks n dicks in here so we got Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck and shes directed wait for it... nout fucking single episodes of tv shows for fuck sake the 22nd movie in the marvel universe and an origin story you need to not only be good but sets us off into Avengers Endgame and you pick the chick whos done episodes and Ryan hes done Fleck all haha omg im literally looking this up as i type hes done the same as her fuck all but they have done all the shity episodes of random none ogood shit together ? its doctor strange are they a couple are they sad is it buy one get one free i dont get the combo here but i get an Alien 3 (1992) vibe from this shit if you dont know that back story it was the legend David Fincher whos givin us Se7en (1995) Fight Club (1999) and so on hes known to be a sort of perfectionist and go for take after take to get it just right in his mind 50 100 takes not the usual 3 or 4 but up to 100 with actors Fincher did only adverts coca cola and such little things the odd music video he was dragged from bumville to direct Alien 3 so the studio had full control and said just do as we say he didnt like it and made the shit film they said to and once he got to the last 3 days of filming he fucked off for good didnt come back to finish the movie or reshoots he was like nah im done and you can take my name of the movie if you like he wanted nothing to do with it he had no control or say was just a figure head on set to say cut and action so he walked got his time on a real set to try things but with no control or input he was gone like a fart in the wind and this stinks of that this is pure Fincher syndrome lol these two have showed up and said cut action lets get a coffee and had fuck all input here its got on style touch or flair no feeling Brie acts emotionally as good here as Steven Seagal ever could i mean its so lacking anything not a smile or fuck all just robot deliver lines and then next scene and so on sure its got fun lines and parts but this was lacking a real director this had nothing its maybe one of the weakest movies of the universe by far.
Action wise uh its an orgins story and nout happens until the end she goes full He-Man and has some flash back of getting up hey maybe if your not so shit you wouldnt fall over so much hmm but yeh she gets up an goes i have the power and jumps around in space killing alien ships and such and her hair waves around like the winds hitting it ? i dono but yeh its watchable but not a dvd keeper for me.
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123 mins long. cert 12. 2019
This gets 5 out of 10 on my finger scale.
