So i watch some Joe Rogan from time to time and add a little Crowder into the mix for funsies and when they have guests on or talk about the rise in over weight people and obesity it always kinda shocks me how dumb cunts are so lets break this down.. il get to the fat fuck on the cover of cosmo just weight for it :0
So in the Us and Uk 68% of people are over weight with half of them being obese but that means fuck all people dont get it people cant seem to put that into a context it means nothing to them especially when they are so stupid they dont under stand they are the obese or fat person in that % so heres a simple way to look at it.
these stats are pretty perfect by the way so 68% of people over weight ok so lets put that into a way you get it while you stuff more twinkies into your face
68 well lets round up as everyone seems to be so 68% becomes 70 or 7 so 7 outa 10 people
so think of it like this at new years christmas thanks giving a wedding a birthday party with just close friends and family and just 10 people thats 7 of them are over weight with at least 3 of them are obese THATS IT its that fucking easy easy as eating cake some might say.
so yeh i get it maybe in that room of 10 family members you have some grand parents who are a little over weight and in their 60s but ok cut them some slack no more cake but then you have maybe brothers sisters cousins kids and well at best at the maximum you have 3 people in that room whos normal average health weight and living life as your ment to healthy and fit not even an athlete just healthy and then you have at least 3 people who are so over weight they get a new fucking name to describe the horrible figure they represent its called obese they are so fat and so over weight they are no longer just heavy or fat they are obese and at risk of just internal organ failure a heart struggling to pump blood and risk of heart attack (insert Kevin Smith here) then you have life time problems you run the risk of getting and having to deal for the rest of your short fat life like diabetes.
Oh by the way that 68% stat counts for all men and woman and kids together so now you have an entire class of fat and obese kids these days including babies as young as 1 year old.
so lets help some what with this heres some tips you could say the average man an adult male working full time and by work i mean work like construction fire fighter soldier not hey im bob i work at the bank an sit on my fat ass for 8 hours per day then go home to netflix thats not work thats a job big fucking difference the average adult male WORKING and getting exercise not even doing things after work should take in no more than 26 grams of sugar per day per 24hours. The 2500 calories thing is bit more subjective based on height weight muscle mass and what you do and for how long so for some men it could be 2600 or 2350 but just a total dont max this out limit 26 grams of sugar is the limit so guess how much sugar is in a Snickers ??? no using the googles
47 fucking grams so take a bite each day for like 3 days cause thats you over the max limit of sugar so now you get you get that so many of you now are so over weight 7 outa 10 thats most of you and while i worked and walked about at 6.2 and 200lbs with a 32inch waist i worked in construction building fucking houses all day and worked out 5 nights a week now i may be 20 pounds over that just now but seen as i was in a fucking car crash im cutting myself some slack dealing with back and neck injuries and post concussion syndrome il spot me 20 but to see people with no fucking problems no issues just lazy fucking cunts walking around over weight or obese and not watching what they eat while just rotting away drives me fucking mental for years i would see the same 40 woman start up at the gym right after christmas and then again in the summer none of them stuck it more than 3 months and the "keep fit" classes would stop again.
The worst case of obesity i seen myself was a saturday afternoon in the drive thru at Kfc thinking what am i gonna get and looking back in the mirror and what i seen can only be compared to Star Wars THATS NO MOON it was some huge girl sat driving a large jeep stuffing her face with a fish supper... at for anyone not in Scotland thats a full fish and chips... chips being fries but the portion of fish is about 10-12 inches long in batter so suuuuuuuuuper yummy and unhealthy lol and the fries is probably equal to 2 large fries from Kfc shes actually sat in the car 3rd in line for a kfc eating a full fish gobbling this down like a seal getting a treat for balancing a ball on its nose.
Now whats this all got to do with whats her face Tess Holliday well im getting there. So shes ment to be a model well thats something we could argue but i guess shes modelling the outfits so yeh oks shes a model ok im fine with that but this chick is 5.3 shes 300 pounds so bigger than me at 6.2 and injured and heavy shes bigger than all the ufc heavy weight fighters in fact im sure the max weight limit is like 265lbs this chick is fatter and heavier than them shes 300lbs with a 5.3 frame.
perfect ideal weight and height limit at 5,3 its around 122lbs up or down like 6lbs of course if you worked in some area that took more muscle you would weigh more but when you entire job is to put on clothes and stand still for a picture you need no muscle mass so she should be around 122lbs.... but shes 300lbs THREE HUNDRED thats Joe Rogan holding Ariana Grande up on his shoulders for fuck sake.
Why is she on the fucking cover ?? why why is someone so fat and so disgusting a person to look at on a cover of a magazine no human being should be this size or advertising them as healthy or good this is fucking horrible and terrible to advertise to anyone i have a kid and i asked everyone i seen and talked to how much sugar do you give a kid not a single nurse doctor or health care staff member could answer me no one new and while this human sugar monster looks more like a pokemon im sure shes a nice girl and im sure shes great at candy crush but shes clearly a fat lazy cunt who doesnt work out watch what she eats go to a gym do any kind of workout or keep fit and basically just sits around like a human marshmallow yet shes rewarded with a job modelling and paid to be on a cover wtf i mean really all the other girls or singers or actresses who worked hard took acting lessons study practise lines work out learn better nutrition and watch what they eat work hard and get good at theyre jobs then get bumped from a modelling job an told nah all those years are worthless were not gonna use you ll that time in the gym taking care of yourself doing great working out means fuck all to us were gonna reward that human trash compactor and give her a pay check and hire her to model for us on the cover of our magazine sure shes never fucking worked out in her life puts no effort into health or diet or well does anything but shes getting the job here folks.
What kinda example does this set for kids ? dont take care of yourself dont be healthy dont work hard get good workout dont do shit just hope you get shit handed to you like Tess for being lazy and over weight. Its no much different from kids these days saying when i grow up i wanna be famous ? not good at something not a scientist a singer an actor not an athlete i wanna be famous like that useless cum dum Kardashian or any of these sad pathetic reality stars begging for attention and fame and getting famous for no fucking talent.
Now sure cosmo could be doing a Sasha Baron and trolling us Who Is America style lol and putting her on the cover to make us sick and want the good looking girls and models back but who knows all i can say is this is fucking disgusting and pathetic i dont wana see some fat troll on any magazine im gonna have to agree with Crowder here hes not changed my mind on this this girls blood type is clearly pudding lol butt this is just so wrong and so disturbing what can i tell my kid in a few years dont take care of yourself being a human bin bag is fine just eat all the shit you want and try kill yourself and not die from heart related problem no this is wrong and it needs to fuck off preferable before i vomit all over the floor.
And sure we love real curves and its sexy but curves is not fat or huge or obese but a womans natural shape and curves as long as its healthy tall slim short or curvy sexy is sexy and healthy is good.
But when you look more like a Kevin Smith Tusk creation rather than a human being its not a good example to set for anyone let alone young girls or kids its not healthy its not sexy it should not be put out in such a way to pretend its good or fun or anything but a fucking health risk.
Show me some image of woman in random tribes in Africa the Amazon any place show me some old black an white picture of some woman from 1890 1930 thats even close to Tess ? shes closer to a creature living in the sea than a 5.3 model or sexy
