Hi im Troy Mcclure you may remember me from such tweets as "shut the fuck up" and games like Call Of Duty when i teabag twats. Let me introduce you to this man a comedian his names David Chappelle he also played Reggie in The Nutty Professor (1996)
Now David has just made a COMEDY special
And its funny as fuck i have seen maybe a dozen specials from different comedians over the years the first probably Eddie Murphy in his classic red leather outfit haha and of recent years Joe Rogan once i seen his podcast but even then i never go back really and watch them maybe bits or the odd time but Daves special i watched 4 times in 3 days it was so much fun. Then i spot Tim Pool who looks just like Wil fuckign Wheaton and he spots that Daves special on rotten tomatoes has a zero rating this seems odd cause to me thats a site for movies and how folks and critics rate shit so i went and looked and he was right 5 sado cunts fake white knight woke twats had given his shit a zero rating and tried to act all pc. So i then went and looked at Joe Rogans last special and zero fucking ratings as in no one gave that any ratings and why would they its a comedy special and not a movie so i go back to poor dave and give him my 5 star rating and then within hours its got nearly 2000 reviews all at 99% thats high as fuck i mean really high no movie gets that shit.
So i had to look at these fake woke twats and we have Inkoo Kang yes thats a person an not a baddie from Donkey Kong then we have Alison Herman and Garret Martin and Alci Rengifo i mean people are trolling with these fucking names lol and finally the whitest of white guys Kyle Smith all giving it shit reviews and zero ratings ? if one had done so ok i get it but the rest must have seen the reviews and or followed other people posting these woke reviews and then just dumped on him joining in to get all the props from the pc world cause fuck me why else. Now Inkoo haha shes a top critic shes grinded that character up and got to legend status haha shes a top one now this daft cow literally moans about everything he says in her review i mean everything he makes fun at everything like kevin Hart making shit jokes on twitter about his son being gay ? never seen the jokes had no clue didnt care but turns out you cant tell jokes in Inkoos world. The classic joke the Dave pulls theres no such thing as good 36 year old pussy hahahah the crowd goes wild with laughter and he laughs and runs away from the females its funny as fuck silly and seen as his wifes 45 fucking years old its a fucking joke bitch shut up and hes right haha but clearly shes not happy with shit he says the best part in her review calling Jussie Smolier Juicy Smooyah is funny as fuck he says that french actor and calls him juicy its funny as fuck for a second i was like who ? super confused its a play on wards and being silly cause the entire story of this cunt is silly hes a fake as fuck actor who payed 2 black dudes to fake mug him and then claimed he was hung up and called all sorts by white guys and filled false police reports to me he should have been jailed for at least the same amount of time as if 2 white dudes had commited this crime meaning if they got a years jail time so should he for faking it and blaming white guys for mugging him hes a fucking racist lolso Dave fucks with his name cause its as crazy as this dude story and life BUT Inkoo says >> "Chappelle’s decision to call him “Juicy Smolier” (the surname pronounced in the French style) carries an unmistakable ring of homophobia."
ring of homophobia ring lol but what does that even mean because the guys gay and hes playing with words is homophobic ? so you cant joke with anyone whos gay lesbian black white striaght old young cause once you stop one you need to stop joking with all cause its one rule for everyone or none at all oh wait America has writen into its fuckin laws FREEDOM OF SPEECH lol but no not Dave not the black dude oh wait :S haha daft cow shes fake as fuck and clearly lives in her own little bubble of fake woke folk and has no clue of the real world cause the special is sitting at her and 6 others hating this giving it zero rating and 20.606 people who fucking loved it giving it a 99% rating.
Then we got lets see haha super with Kyle Smith lets see what he hates he kicks off with the entire Michael Jackson touching up kids thing his take >> "“I know it seems harsh, but somebody’s gotta teach these kids there’s no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii.” Well, as kids, they didn’t know that. Kids don’t know a lot of things." hahaha its a joke you retard hes making the point some times kids need to learn the hard way haha its harsh and funny but for some reason super white Kyle never got it kids dont know a lot of things and nor do you fuck me 50 bucks says hes dating Inkoo and they never laugh or joke its just a house filled with silence of dead comedians souls lol. His next bitch is about the raod trip with the lgbtq no body gives a fuck z he kicks off about this and then as Dave makes his way into what if he was Chinese and born in his black body haha funny but hes making a point with comedy and then does the silly voice and says this is how i feel insideeee haha and poor no jokes Smith just misses the entire fucking comedy point thats what people are saying im a woman inside a mans body is just the same as saying im Chinese inside a black dudes body its the same fucking thing your claiming something with no proof at all just your word on it haha but Smith is upset cause when dave does this the audiance laugh hahaha hes upset the liked the joke fuck me its like your not upset hes making fun at anyone or anything he picks on no one just makes fun of himself if he was to say what other folk say hes just upset they laughed cause in his warped mind no one should laugh maybe at all lol i dono.
Now Martin he just doesnt like shit or Dave is seems he calls it terrible and just hates everything he must be the fucking life of the party can see him as the old sat at some kids birthday party confused asking whys he smiling haha hes a twat. The other remaining twats just really pile on and bitch about what ever they can find no one picks an actual hole in something like he shouldnt do this or that because its just a complaint they dont like it end off and he shouldnt because they dont like it the entire feel from all of them is no one should make fun of anything or anyone else ever if your in some group unless your in that group like a poor black dude but Dave cant do that now they all complain no hes got money stop haha fuck m.
Strangly the odd one here is Ian triple name Malone he she all the pro nouns doesnt like it but doesnt really say she hates it its more just thinks hes shit the jokes are old or not good enough what with not being an expert in comedy this person would clearly know lol but seems to give it a zero rotten tomatoe just because of any and all subject matter like so nothing you like again with these picky fuckers mean time more critics came to the resuce and are now split with 3 of them giving it a nice juicy tomatoe and leaving 7 of them out alone in the mad max desert of wokville all alone just looking around thinking why dont people agree with me why do the thousands of folk watching not agree with me i mean at this point the maths comes out at 209 people are 1% of the votes here so 7 idiots out of touch with real people living in the real world you dont even come out as a fraction haha your 3% of 1% no one cares about the woke fake news world you all live in we live in the real world and we loved this comedy special
And its funny as fuck i have seen maybe a dozen specials from different comedians over the years the first probably Eddie Murphy in his classic red leather outfit haha and of recent years Joe Rogan once i seen his podcast but even then i never go back really and watch them maybe bits or the odd time but Daves special i watched 4 times in 3 days it was so much fun. Then i spot Tim Pool who looks just like Wil fuckign Wheaton and he spots that Daves special on rotten tomatoes has a zero rating this seems odd cause to me thats a site for movies and how folks and critics rate shit so i went and looked and he was right 5 sado cunts fake white knight woke twats had given his shit a zero rating and tried to act all pc. So i then went and looked at Joe Rogans last special and zero fucking ratings as in no one gave that any ratings and why would they its a comedy special and not a movie so i go back to poor dave and give him my 5 star rating and then within hours its got nearly 2000 reviews all at 99% thats high as fuck i mean really high no movie gets that shit.
So i had to look at these fake woke twats and we have Inkoo Kang yes thats a person an not a baddie from Donkey Kong then we have Alison Herman and Garret Martin and Alci Rengifo i mean people are trolling with these fucking names lol and finally the whitest of white guys Kyle Smith all giving it shit reviews and zero ratings ? if one had done so ok i get it but the rest must have seen the reviews and or followed other people posting these woke reviews and then just dumped on him joining in to get all the props from the pc world cause fuck me why else. Now Inkoo haha shes a top critic shes grinded that character up and got to legend status haha shes a top one now this daft cow literally moans about everything he says in her review i mean everything he makes fun at everything like kevin Hart making shit jokes on twitter about his son being gay ? never seen the jokes had no clue didnt care but turns out you cant tell jokes in Inkoos world. The classic joke the Dave pulls theres no such thing as good 36 year old pussy hahahah the crowd goes wild with laughter and he laughs and runs away from the females its funny as fuck silly and seen as his wifes 45 fucking years old its a fucking joke bitch shut up and hes right haha but clearly shes not happy with shit he says the best part in her review calling Jussie Smolier Juicy Smooyah is funny as fuck he says that french actor and calls him juicy its funny as fuck for a second i was like who ? super confused its a play on wards and being silly cause the entire story of this cunt is silly hes a fake as fuck actor who payed 2 black dudes to fake mug him and then claimed he was hung up and called all sorts by white guys and filled false police reports to me he should have been jailed for at least the same amount of time as if 2 white dudes had commited this crime meaning if they got a years jail time so should he for faking it and blaming white guys for mugging him hes a fucking racist lolso Dave fucks with his name cause its as crazy as this dude story and life BUT Inkoo says >> "Chappelle’s decision to call him “Juicy Smolier” (the surname pronounced in the French style) carries an unmistakable ring of homophobia."
ring of homophobia ring lol but what does that even mean because the guys gay and hes playing with words is homophobic ? so you cant joke with anyone whos gay lesbian black white striaght old young cause once you stop one you need to stop joking with all cause its one rule for everyone or none at all oh wait America has writen into its fuckin laws FREEDOM OF SPEECH lol but no not Dave not the black dude oh wait :S haha daft cow shes fake as fuck and clearly lives in her own little bubble of fake woke folk and has no clue of the real world cause the special is sitting at her and 6 others hating this giving it zero rating and 20.606 people who fucking loved it giving it a 99% rating.
Then we got lets see haha super with Kyle Smith lets see what he hates he kicks off with the entire Michael Jackson touching up kids thing his take >> "“I know it seems harsh, but somebody’s gotta teach these kids there’s no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii.” Well, as kids, they didn’t know that. Kids don’t know a lot of things." hahaha its a joke you retard hes making the point some times kids need to learn the hard way haha its harsh and funny but for some reason super white Kyle never got it kids dont know a lot of things and nor do you fuck me 50 bucks says hes dating Inkoo and they never laugh or joke its just a house filled with silence of dead comedians souls lol. His next bitch is about the raod trip with the lgbtq no body gives a fuck z he kicks off about this and then as Dave makes his way into what if he was Chinese and born in his black body haha funny but hes making a point with comedy and then does the silly voice and says this is how i feel insideeee haha and poor no jokes Smith just misses the entire fucking comedy point thats what people are saying im a woman inside a mans body is just the same as saying im Chinese inside a black dudes body its the same fucking thing your claiming something with no proof at all just your word on it haha but Smith is upset cause when dave does this the audiance laugh hahaha hes upset the liked the joke fuck me its like your not upset hes making fun at anyone or anything he picks on no one just makes fun of himself if he was to say what other folk say hes just upset they laughed cause in his warped mind no one should laugh maybe at all lol i dono.
Now Martin he just doesnt like shit or Dave is seems he calls it terrible and just hates everything he must be the fucking life of the party can see him as the old sat at some kids birthday party confused asking whys he smiling haha hes a twat. The other remaining twats just really pile on and bitch about what ever they can find no one picks an actual hole in something like he shouldnt do this or that because its just a complaint they dont like it end off and he shouldnt because they dont like it the entire feel from all of them is no one should make fun of anything or anyone else ever if your in some group unless your in that group like a poor black dude but Dave cant do that now they all complain no hes got money stop haha fuck m.
Strangly the odd one here is Ian triple name Malone he she all the pro nouns doesnt like it but doesnt really say she hates it its more just thinks hes shit the jokes are old or not good enough what with not being an expert in comedy this person would clearly know lol but seems to give it a zero rotten tomatoe just because of any and all subject matter like so nothing you like again with these picky fuckers mean time more critics came to the resuce and are now split with 3 of them giving it a nice juicy tomatoe and leaving 7 of them out alone in the mad max desert of wokville all alone just looking around thinking why dont people agree with me why do the thousands of folk watching not agree with me i mean at this point the maths comes out at 209 people are 1% of the votes here so 7 idiots out of touch with real people living in the real world you dont even come out as a fraction haha your 3% of 1% no one cares about the woke fake news world you all live in we live in the real world and we loved this comedy special
