Movie Review - Schindlers List


SCHINDLERS LIST


BASIC PLOT
In a German occupied Poland Oskar schindler (Liam Neeson) tries to protect his jewish work force during World War II.



CAST
Liam Neeson as Oskar Shindler
Ben Kingsley as Itzhak
Ralph Fiennes as Amon


FACT
Acordding to art directors on set no green was used on set or in clothing as it would not show up properly in black and white film.  Its been rumored Schindler spent over 15 million dollars in todays money to bribe keep safe and buy all the jewish people he helped during the war he was given 150 thousand dollars back after the war.

THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
This is such a great film its not like amazing awesome great its not fucking Avengers or some shit but tis great film making great directing and heart felt and its for sure a passion project like no other its all about really one man Oskar Schindler who started using Jews for his factory as they were cheaper but then started to protect and shield them from Germans keeping them safe using his factory as cover really and stating that each person working thier was improtant to his factory and business spending all of his wealth doing so. This is why Spielberg decided to make this movie and do it all in black and white yup this was not a goof or some Kevin Smith project thiswas made to give that feel and style and not give it any kinda of flash it was to be a movie history boipic i guess. Simple harsh yet simplistic at the same time of course great directing from Spielberg its as long as the great wall of China it just keeps fucking going yet it never feels boring or to slow it feels like your sitting through a film sure it doesnt fly by not by a long shot but its got enough change of pace for some parts to keep it moving just nice and then boom it hits you with a very jewy sad ending i mean the music is ugly but fuck is it heart breaking to think of that time when curly hair a big nose an diamonds will get you in deep shit how the fuck people didnt just learn to lie an say yes my name is Smith Joe Smith i will never know or i dono move out the area when some fucking mad man moves in and takes over but simple folk in a simple time and well any way. Great flick and a must watch before you die.

Cast wise well its old Taken Neeson himself as Schindler and Gandhis flip flop Ben Kingsley as his accountant and a young Voldemort as some evil cunt type a little stereotypical but from what i have read hes playing it spot on and they actually cut some shit out as fo tthe rest of the cast hmm you have a few faces and young faces but for the most part it feels like real people not actors almost to simple or ugly looking these folks seme like people dragged out of a Polish Lidls to act in this movie it works and makes for a more realistic flick but damn does it seem cheap or odd at times until the pros show up its just odd.

If i had to some up this movie in a style its kind of a documentary style movie is fact based as much as it can be and really a movie not made for fun its like heres what happened dont fucking forget its a movie that sure had way more impact back in 1994 and with snowflakes these days no cunt watches this they watch youtube clips and gifs on twitter so this movie like many will be lost with time and with the added black and white style fuck me kids today will think this is some 1920s King Kong. I mean black and white set during World War II thats last century to some kid whos 19 these jews didnt even have twitter on snapchat why watch them and no sequel lol. Its a great flick thats a must watch for film fans and Spielberg fans.



Best quote: "Ahh one handed Jew".

195 mins long. cert 15. 1993


This gets 8 out of 10 on my finger scale.

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