GLASS
BASIC PLOT
David Dunn uses his super natural abilities to track down and find Serial killer Kevin Wendell Crumb.
CAST
Bruce Willis as David Dunn
Samuel L Jackson as Mr Glass
James McAvoy as Kevin
FACT
The entire movie was shot in 39 days. This was M Night Shyamalamadingdongs 13 movie.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Ok how do I start I fucking loved Unbreakable (2000) its one of my all time favourite movies its just fantastic ive made fucking characters on Fight Night as David Dunn lol hes unbreakable but yeh its great its so simplistic and smart and fun with a great build up so a 19 years later sequel is wooooo yeh lets go and getting Bruce back and Sam I was excited and avoided all spoilers all details just seen the trailer and that's it and boom here we go.
Kicking off with the standard cut scenes that are in the trailer and not in the final cut off the movie hey studios and directors fuck off if I showed a chocolate bar in some advert and then sold the chocolate bars with no fucking chocolate in them I would get taken to fucking court and sued fuck outa stop fucking doing this its false advertisement at this point but fine your cunts moving on we kick off with the continuing of Dunn out looking for Kevin and of course its kinda cool but missing a little build up I guess I dono felt rushed but hey he finds him and rescues the girls hes captured of course and cue the cool movie fight of the Beast vs Dunn nah not really it hints on it and cuts to close up cartoon comic book angles and shows very little fight or movement but fine they are fighting well pushing each other and boom out the fucking window we go no style or build up or slow motion to the fact the went out a fucking window multiple stories and landed and got up no super hero waw ness just they get up go at it and bangarang cops all around or swat and they have giant fucking lights set up outside but hey fine ok its a sting a set up and they cops are onto him or both of them.
Ok so now they are fucksville and all stuck in a mental home for the criminally comic book insane and some chick who you kinda know her face but cant place it is trying to help them and tell them all the things they have done have not been super natural or super human but luck or well she puts shit into context and kinda makes some good points but fuck me is it to long and boring its like dragged out way to long here the movie feels like its all made here and it never leaves or moves on its slows right down and so much coulda been cut out of here made better and then of course the entire fucking time Samuel is out for lunch hes napping on the job no dialogue what so ever his guys drugged and says not till what felt like the credits lol I mean hes gone for lunch. You do have the hot girl with firm tits from Split(2016) in here looking bug eyed Janine sorry about the bug eyes any way I was thinking of fuck shes gonna wake the Beast and kick shit of shes his little bitch and its gonna go bad and Davs gonna get help from his big kid whos back by the way and for sure I aint seen him since but im thinking hes gonna help his dad get out and then old Dav has to save the day nah nah none of that my ideas are way to good here lol. Its got twist after twist at the end like ugh there is no big build up no epic scenes or moments no large fight scene or thing its like missing a few moments and a secret cult fuck youuuuuuu bitch don't get me started with the stupids like yeh water is his weakness but he benches 800lbs lol why cant he do a single push up here fuck you M Night and why not close your eyes lol fucking hell. That and passing felt off here and there just it didn't flow well for me its not stop start but its off.
So directing wise well M Night is good he has his moments but this was to drawn out so much dialogue in parts and felt a little pretentious in parts like trying to hard to do something I dono it was off in parts he doesn't show case much in the way or excitement entertainment or seem to care what the audience can see and enjoy its like hey heres some camera angles kinda like a comic book great dude do that once maybe a few times but all the time upside down shit and under puddle camera angles nah go fuck yourself its just lacking the human touch the heart of the original maybe to many hands in the movie as the studios that made each other movie have a say in the script and property but this felt cold and had no fun no waw factor just hey I wrote this thing and im making this movie this way and get the fuck outa here with your long drawn out cameo you old cunt no one cares get lost scrub. And way to much captain explaino with script its like we get it we seen the other movies and other movies lol stop telling us every fucking thing.
Cast wise well waw Mcvoy was just fantastic don't get me wrong Bruce shows up for work here he aint skyping this shit in hes back missing some work on his character as for as script goes but hes back Samuel was maybe a little shaking in parts to much fun being had mans got paid lol buy the film is all on McAvoy simply knock it outa the fucking park into the car park and smashes the dudes house in Addams Family lol damn you Addams. The glass brakes here its simply not on par with the prequels and its not a sequel to Unbreakable so don't think its all Bruce this is a McAvoy movie its all left to him you can tell with the opening credits hes listed first and my lil heart sank in my chest as I new Bruce is a big cameo type here and well its got a lot of plot holes the room full of water to control him fuck you that my bath takes for ever to fill that room would take a fucking hour hes getting outa that room you fucks and the at one point I thought maybe they twist is gonna be David and Kevin are brothers put up for adoption and maybe the kid finds this out nah its just they are both on the train at the start of the Unbreakable and ahh I cant you killed my guy you fucking killed David what the fuck why why make the movie then fucking hell hes held down by one guy hes Unbreakable make him fight have a team on him put some effort into it lol the movies biggest super power is disappointment lol and the team of Gran-kids at the end go fuck basically the movies made in one office one street one old building then the rest of the time its in that mental home no no like my buddy says you dun fucked it up and the entire movie is basically a set up to put the video on reddit lol those clips of them fighting would get a thumbs down and wouldn't even trend on youtube lol.
Saddens my heart but this was a let down and a movie I kinda wana unsee it now they killed my guy and leave the movie open for nothing is the hero doesn't live and survive the adventure you have to leave it open for ooo what happens next what now im fine then but this ugh just gutted really. See it don't no one cares Glass whats the point lol they all die ops spoilers oh wait or is it plot twist they all live nah they don't lol. This is unlucky 13 for M Night.
Best quote: "Last name Glass".
129 mins long. cert 15. 2019
This gets 5 out of 10 on my finger scale.
