AQUAMAN
BASIC PLOT
Arthur Curry (Jason Mamoa) goes on a quest to find the lost trident of Atlantis.
CAST
Jason Mamoa as Arthur
Amber Heard as Mera
FACT
Nicole Kidman plays Atlanna, Arthurs mother but shes really only 12 years older than Jason.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Ok so this was seen as pure junk from me in trailers its like who cares about fucking fishboy swimming in cgi all day but this was fun this was good and enjoyed could it have been better sure do some things bug me yeh but they always fucking do so lets get into it.
Jason was the perfect pick here the sort of modern day Riddick type bad/good guy hes the sort of sons of anarchy hero but before we get into him lets start from the cgi beginning so we have the old copy cat young RDJ Civil War moment when of course they just have to showcase old Kidman as young kidman and fuck does she look very samey lol i mean i seen her shit in the 80s and 90s and seen her stuck on a boat running from Billy bad wig Zane trying to find Sam do you seeeeee Niell and shes ginger as fuck fatter face and ugh but ok fine they take her film her little makeup and some cgi later she looks a bit younger but that didnt bug me what did pull on my ball hairs was fucking Jack the fucking musts murrys wig omg im talking about Temuera Morrison... hes Jango Fett you fucking geeks hes like shaved balding head and hes got on maybe the biggest worst wig you ever seen made from pure black pubes its fucking terrible i dono whats going on here but yeh ok. Now also to much cut backs all over the place none stop just cut back after cut back to him as a kid and his training and bla da fucking bla did you cunts not see Man Of Steel (2013) they made a movie and origins story copy and paste and make it better not bore me with cgi cut backs of old cunts looking pale fuck dodgy as fuck enough we get it cgi makes em look younger you have a new toy to play with cool how bout get on with the movie and story telling and not how can we use this every 12mins. Now as for the rest of it fun sure but thats on banter and Jason more than great action or great scenes its fun and got some great scale but no build up and just with the blue look and everyone in water its just like bla not a film i could watch over and over its got no big draw for me.
Directing wise em well hes the guy who gave us Saw (2004) and Insidious (2010) so hes got some talent for horror and story telling but maybe action just aint his thing as its faster more things to keep in mind and do this just felt a bit lets try this lets try this lets try this and edit it all and see how it goes cause it felt choppy in places when they just have outfits back and its like em wait what happened ? but its pretty good not great this could have been a notch better than Superman as they had a blueprint and something to draw from what fans liked and then run with it to make this felt like an unsure director making a fun flick for cash or for the fucks of it.
Cast wise sure i loved Jason hes huge funny and seemed to just want to chill and drink some beers i have a feeling the beers he drinks are real lol as for well old man Dafoe i say dafuck cause whats he doing just a random roll an i dono felt empty his part for me on to the only other on screen thing we will look at Amber Heards ass i mean Amber does she bug me at times sure does she try copy and do a ScarJo with her accent yeh did i hate the hair yeh but could i take my eyes of her rack and ass in the green shit outfit no i loved it her hot little thigh gap as niceeeeeee did i see her bod and smile like the black dude in Kickboxer (1989) ohhh hurt me hurt me hurt me fuck no we going drinking. Yes i get it im sexiest bla bla bla look shes hot as fuck clearly i just find her overrated as an actress i think she has moments clearly shes gotta be crazy an unstable was married Captain Jack Sparrow and hes fucking nuts lol but yeh i enjoyed her in moments maybe its not her and the director not using her right i dono shes just an odd entity in movies for me its like yeh your in here cause your hot and not much else.
But all in i did enjoy it i did laugh i did see some heart and fun and its a cinema film to enjoy sure would i buy it blu ray fuckkkk no but i did enjoy and would say go see it take the kids and go enjoy a fun flick.
Best quote: "coulda just peed on it".
143 mins long. cert 12. 2018
This gets 7 out of 10 on my finger scale.
