Movie talk - Leading ladies

So many folk (cunts) bitch and complain  that we dont have enough female leads and female driven shows or movies well i grew up watching so many strong female figures so i say fuck you and heres a list of great leading ladies who have been on the big and small screen over the last few years


Starting with well lets start in some what of an order and go tv shows in the 80s when i was a kid watching re runs of Star Trek or Cheers maybe some then you had to have some A-Team and Night Rider of course Alf and the Cosby Show i feel sleey just typing that and then Airwolf or cartoons like He-Man some Thunder Cats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yeh i said Ninja not Hero turtles cause i seen the show season one an they changed that shit up less dangerous sounding i guess hero vs ninja lol but yeh on wards so these shows all fun action based i guess and mostly have male figures as the lead.


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But come the weekend id be at my grans watching some Muder She Wrote with legend Angela Lansbury as she went about solving murders and stoping crime like a granny version of Batman you might say now as a kid this was fun awesome and you could keep up with the story sure as an adult im thinking fuck this place she lives at is violent as fuck each week they are offing each other lol but i loved this show each week and even now on reruns so shes kicking of my female leads and old Ange gets a thumbs up from me.

So then we got Bea Arthur Betty White Rue McClanahan Estelle Getty as The Golden Girls and this was kinda fun sure some of the jokes go over your head but all in watching as a kid it was watching like any other sitcom back in the day and for this fun.

Now my mother on the ither hand would love her some Cagney And Lacey with Tyne Daly - Sharon Gless kicking ass on the streets of... merica yehh i cant remember where its sets but back in the dizy it sure did seem good to female cops the vagina version of Lethal Weapon (1987)... before that was even fucking made so really the og of buddie cops.

Now pushing past the 80s and into the 90s had a few other shows and a few other names like Kirstie Alley in Cheers an fuck was she hot and even watching Rossane coming more into the 90s i did love me some Buffy with Sarah Michelle Gellar and even Charisma Carmpenter but the lead is really SMJ and here is a little different cause normally the girls are human and normal but this adds some kick ass elements cause well shes a vampire slayer and super human so its cool and for me this is whats needed when im watching some hollywood hot chis who weighs the same as my right leg cause when i see some girl whos 115lbs i cant watch her punch and try knock out some bad guy whos like 180lbs i cant deal with it reality kicks in but adding a super human thing vampire or magic or anything thats beyond normal im in so for this i loved me some Buffy hot as fuck an fun to watch.

Now a show i did catch a view episodes of back in the day was Prime Suspect and it was a little adult for me but enjoyed non the less so shout out to milfy Helen Mirren.


Now pushing into the movie world well back in the 80s i did love me some Whoopi Goldberg in Jumping Jack Flash (1986) as well as Ghost (1990) and The Bagdad Cafe then some Sister Act (1992) and she was great in Star Trek The Next Generation then moving on to a movie i seen at the cinema Sister Act 2 Back In The Habit (1993) now of course when watching Jumping Jack i thought cool a computer that talks and waw but now its like fuck off with your old pc my phones got better wifi in a cave filled with thai kids but back in the day a decade before some crazy fuck invents the internet this was great fun and every time i watched her i had fun loved the movies.


Or Red Sonja (1985) with Brigitte Nielsen i loved that as a kid its the female Conan haha shes tall legs that go all the way up big tits and shes kicking ass and we had an Arnold cameo in it and for me as a kid that was a Conan cameo.

On to let see some old school remember back in the day when you looooooooved christmas holidays and after eating way to fucking much chocolate you still wanted more and would catch the likes on Dorris Day on tv with Calamity Jane (1953) its western but and a bif of a musical but it was fun maybe it wont hold up today but damn was it a fun movie when your a kid drunk on chocolate santas lol. Now if you didnt see that movie fine but no fucking way have you not seen Judy Garland no thats no judge judys real name its the actress from The Wizard OF Oz (1939) and alway keep in mind at the time Garland was only 16 but they had to tape down those tits haha yeh they actually did in an interview she had growen and filled out from auditions to the filming so she was top heavy and they had to tape her down and basically try hide her tits as they wanted her to seem like a much younger girl and not a woman with jugs so maybe thats a little #metoo but hey shes the lead and the movies great fun she doesnt stink it up and its enjoyed by fuck probably billions by this point all over the world hell anyone who seen it in the cinema back in the day ihas got to be dead by now if not in an old folks home cause damn pre world war II.

Moving on what 80s kid didnt love Schwarzenegger so of course i seen the Uk tv premier of The Terminator (1984) what can i say my grans baby sitting lacked effort she was reading on ye old sofa and nodded of asleep by the opening few minutes haha so i sat and enjoyed the lovely Linda Hamilton topless and how could you not she kicked ass she was great and by the time i seen her in this movie i was soon watching her in Beauty And The Beast tv show and then on to Terminator 2 (1991) and she god damn kicked ass in that the much tougher mother figure who could strip down an m16 and kick ass sure i thought she was a little to skinny but thats only when i was older in my teens as a kid i loved that movie.

Now as for maybe the mother of action movies it might just be this next lady Sigourney fucking Weaver with Aliens (1986)


i say aliens first cause thats what i seen first my mother this time taping it once it hit tv back in the 80s with betamax haha not even vhs at this point in my house it was a 2 hour tape yeh kids tape in a little rectangle thingy that wasnt even long enough to recorded the entire movie haha lucky cow though it did recorded up until "punch it Bishop" and then the ship flies up to space and before the fade shot to inside the Sulaco so i got to see the movie kinda but it was well enjoyed Ripley kicks ass. Then i finally got to see Alien (1979) and god what a movie just epic and again we see the rise of the female lead and she kicks ass.

Now then some of the female leads i can remember are the likes of Julia Roberts in Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) or Meryl Streep in The River Wild (1994) fuck we even have Neve Campbell in Scream (1996)


A few years later the stunning Kate Beckinsale in Underworld (2003) with her vampy legs n them tight leather pantaloons and those boots lol now she kicked ass sure if its a hot 105lbs girl im gonna need some sci fi some reason a girls super fast or strong and this movie was perfect and she nailed it for me her not doing about 5 of these movies has been a waste of time. Then of course Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider (2001) utter shite but angie had some balls she also did not to bad with Salt (2010) its a cheap bourne with no balls lol but she was good here. Of course i feel in love with Jessica Beil in Blade Trinity (2004) that ass son. Then you got Uma fucking Thurman in Kill Bill (2003) and that also had dime piece Lucy Liu as well and she kicks some ass to not nearly as much as say Michelle Yeoh over the years from Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000) and way more shes been around for ever kicking ass of course you cant think of her with out Cynthia Rothrock kicking ass in China Obrien (1990) or Martial Law (1990) with none other than Chad McQueen lol but fuck him and his no neck Cynthia was a real a dime piece that kicked ass.

Now some other girls i loved growing up watching sure we have Kim Basinger in The Real McCoy (1993) i had my uncle rent this from Blockbuster may they rest in piece after we seen the trailer on some other movie and it was great fun.

Now as for more modern films i fucking loved Michelle Rodriguez in Girl Fight (2000) she was a one to watch sure she was a bit of a waste she shows up for some movies but its like she doesnt give a fuck or phones it in but damn shes hot and could act but Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil (2002) for me this was her Rocky she was this role suited it so much the style the tone it was just made for her and if they didnt get so shit n cheap this would have been huge i love me a good zombie movie and this was kinda like Mad Max for her. Then we had the likes of Natalie Portman in Star Wars II (2002) who was delicious as well as Jennifer Lawrence in A Winters Bone (2010) or Scarlett Johansson as Romanoff in the likes or Iron Man II (2010) and The Avengers (2012) but these days i was getting into Gina Carano in Haywire (2011) now shes an oddity cause shes a actual real life mma fighter that left fighting to try movies and does ok shes gotta a little something there never seen it turn to much but fuck me is she cute those eyes and when shes fighting you can just tell the actors shes rolling with stand no real chance lol.


Of course these days we have the stunning Gal Gadot in the iconic role of Wonder Woman (2017) and shes great like Milla in Resident this is her kinda role shes from a remote island never met anyone so that hides her accent and give her sort of fun bits were every thing is new and fun and odd and shes able to act great and shes bulked up for the role so looks sexy as fuck. Then we got Alicia Vikander maybe the cream of the crop here well looks wise shes simply unreal looking its like the Odin Father created her outa clay or some shit shes gawjus and acting wise fuck me shes young sure but shes actually up there with the likes of Streep so shes one to watch and just does enough as Lara Croft for me to be on board with. We also got the likes of Rebecca Ferguson and Evangeline Lilly and even Emily Blunt in Edge Of Tomorrow (2014) or even a new fav of mine Emilia Clarke in Terminator Genisys (2015) was that great no but she was and she looked the fucking part so all in great acting cute girls and kicking ass so in my best Jeff Daniels voice i say i dont know what the fuck youre talking about yosemite.

I mean fuck me so many girls and this is just girls i seen in kick ass movies i loved and watched over and over wanting more not just great actors in great movies i mean so many but fuck me how many leads you wanting how many females need to be in action movies and female role models what more do you fucking want these woman have been in some of the most iconic movies over the past 40 years of cinema in the biggest franchises The Wizard Of Oz. Aliens. hell Supergirl (1984) Terminator. Underworld. Tomb Raider. Kill Bill. Resident Evil. and Buffy. Avengers hell even the damn zombie trilogy Night/Dawn/Day Of The Dead (68 78 85)


Some of the best sci fi movies ever made some of the best zombie movies ever made and the best action movies ever made yet people bitch we need more leading ladies nahhh bro im fine im good with my girls right here and best part is they get paid 70% of a leading mans wage so you get more movies cheaper hahaha just kidding. The wage gap is fake news folks but thats a story for another day my point is made woman rock and best of all they have boobs.