ANNIHILATION
BASIC PLOT
A biologist signs up for an expedition into a mysterious zone that could be alien.
CAST
Natalie Portman as Lena
FACT
David Ellison of Paramount had concerns the movie was to intellectual and asked that it have a new ending the producers sided with Alex Garland the director and kept the movie as is and the movie went to Netflix.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Well the folks who paid for it said remake the ending that says it all these days. Films shite i seen a trailer a while back thought hmm looks kinda interesting maybe fun and its bugging as all fuck its well it feels low budget to some degree and just feels very flat very vanilla.
Ok so starting with the bugging Arrival (2016) style of cutting from the past in scenes to the present at will with no real like timing or set style its just hey heres what happened in the past oh yeh not a drop matters its not like you get a flash back to build up and reveal something oh no just for the fucks of it mean time its got a kinda Sphere (1996) with chapters and its like ok i kinda like but again it means fuck all its like a movie trying hard to copy others with no set style just hey lets take that thing they did and use it here for shits n giggles as for fuck nuts comments about the movie being to intelligent haha fuck off cunt this is a pile of shite trying to look like a fucking diamond this is utter gobble its not smart or slick its just as bad as that fucking trash Scarjo made a few years back in Scotland about being an alien i forget the name i had Will Smith zap it from my brain as im pretty sure it gave me brain cancer and aids watching it but yeh its like that just a fuck fest.
We have and all female team of sciencey peoples lol of course cause hey its 2018 gotta be all the woman right cause it worked so well with the new Ghostbusters movie lol of course they send in all girls cause ? no scientists are men its a group of woman... the best candidates your thinking nahhh old chops has cancer they say later on oh by the by she just fucking disappears ? gone like a fart in the wind at the end mean time one is suicidal so yeh send her in to some giant alien bubble ? cause no stress here or pressure when every other team has never came back in 3 years so they send in a nut bag and hope thats gonna go good. They almost explain nothing its got a kind fun feel at one point like hey this is an alien bubble and crazy shit is growing and we get giant bears n shit but they kinda try leave it till last minute then say hey the place is eating everything inside and changing it replicating it kinda and then the movies got like minutes left after the group slowly gets killed off they fall apart so fast and for a movie thats ment to be smart it feels dumb as fuck then Natalie Starwars just is fine she walks to the lighthouse and finds her man is gone and hes been exploded by a light grenade lol and now she goes down a big fucking hole and then dumb happens and we have Portman burn the joint down an fucks off back to the army guys who dont seem to strap her down or experiment on her make sure shes fine just ask her shit and let her in to see her clone hubby and then is she or isnt she shes fucking NOT cause we seen her fuck off an burn the alien fuck me.
And yeh i get it all the girls who go into the place are all emotional about some shit and thats why no fucking scientist or army would use them fuck me its so dumb its like doubling down on the dumb no ones using these hopeless cunts im sorry no guys not a single one couldnt use a guy with emotions ? they also have fuck all gear on that looks like ammo or anything just the old school 70s movies with an m16 n hand and in we go balls first lol its just bugging and when someone tries to be smarter than he she thinks they are multiple that by 5 and thats this movie its got zero plot no point no nothing just hey alien bubble we go in and ahh the pain we all die for fuck all reason no enemy no plot no nothing it really needed way more work on the story for this to work as a movie cause it was a book but any cunt can dunk one of those on the kindle store so yeh shit flick.
Cast well Portman is ok but you cant window dress dumb or shit and old chops whats her face Jennifer Jason triple name plays such a cunt character not like shes bad or king Joffrey shes acting odd and not giving a fuck whys she here why uhh just uh and as for the rest of them shite or overrated maybe its me with the terrible characters and movie but i hated them lol so fuck um. Movie felt like a shit stain on clean white sheets its like ohh noooo.
Best quote: "Are you ?".
115 mins long. cert 15. 2018
This gets 3 out of 10 on my finger scale.
