JURASSIC PARK FALLEN KINGDOM
BASIC PLOT
When the islands dormant volcano becomes active a team are sent in to save as many species as they can.
CAST
Chirs Pratt as Owen
Bryce Howard Dallas as Claire
FACT
The budget for this movie was almost 3 times more than the original Jurassic Park (1993) even with inflation the movie today the movie would still cost less to make.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Ok this was fun but i dono just felt like it was missing some life some heart its got just way to much in common with the other Jurassic Park Lost World (1997) as well its the fucking same thing they need to go to the island and save the dino droppings and then come home to some teethy shenanigans. Does it add anything to the story the lore the time line of the past movies nah not really just kinda keeps it going for the old cha ching and the fact its made 1,3 billion means sit tight for the next one lol the guys in suits gotta get paid and sell all that dino lego to kids for christmas.
So directing wise uh im not up or down with this movie it was a little phoned in it was just lifeless and had no real feel style or emotion to it no Jimmy Cameron blue screen look nothing and coming from J A Bayona who directed.... em just checks the googles... oh yeh he directed dick dick is the answer hes made some shorts some tv episodes and then boom heres a movie that costs 180 million then add on an easy 120 million world wide for advertising so easily 300 million dollar move franchise and he gives me this basic bitch movie just heres the island we are back just like we did in 97 and now we are back home only this time its trapped inside a big as mansion with evil super villains buying dinos for doing i dono evil shit lol its basically like Taken (2008) but instead of Maggie whats her tits its dinos getting grabbed and sold and this time Star Lord it here to bust em out lol at this point its kinda like an episode of the Ninja Turtles from the 80s we have a weekly episode bad guy doing bad shit and they solve it hardly movie material or box office worthy but its still kinda fun as who doesnt love watching dinos do mad shit an eat people really lol.
Cast wise well i like me some Star Lord so is good here i want a little more from him maybe little more hero action guy and not just smiles and kinda just gets away with it guy and i do like me some Dallas loved her in The Village (2004) hated the end of the movie but liked her but for me shes always been a little over rated but shes fun and you really couldnt do much better and shes got a sort of cuteness to her but the entire movie i was just looking at her hugggge ass ? i mean did no fucking one spot this did she just have a kid and step on set in some tight jeans cause damn that ass was big and her thighs just looked so big n fat at the hips i couldnt stop looking every angle i mean in 2018 you couldnt hit the gym before you become immortal in some movie for all time on blu ray high deff hd 4k bullshit if Star Munch can hit the gym for his movies why not ask our leading lady to hey ease up of the donuts an hit the treadmill for a few hours shes hot sure but come on that ass n thighs just hitting my eye line like its 3d hit the bricks pal. Any ways enough about her ass now movie on i keep wanting more from BD Wong as the bad guy and hes kinda not hes kinda like almost bad but not really so not sure what to make of that as for the rest of the cast uh phoned in the kid was bugging well fair play shes good acting wise but her use in the movie sucks and the rent a merc bad guys are just so lame and the only kinda perk i had was hey its old Ted would you fuck me Levine and hes got the great white hunter role and is fun for the start then boom hes gone till the last min for the token he gets his moment and spoilers he gets fucking face munched haha.
Ok so its fun but its just not worth a dvd or rewatch as much as the original 2 movies its just missing something for me fun to watch maybe an adventure for the kids if they are 10ish but for adults i felt this was just lacking a few personal extra touches. Id give it 2 saggy Total Recall tits outa 3 lol worth a free stream but not worth the dvd bucks.
Best quote: "Run".
128 mins long. cert 12. 2018
This gets 6 out of 10 on my finger scale.
