PREDATORS
BASIC PLOT
Years after the last Kaiju attack a new team must face an even bigger threat.
CAST
Adrian Brody as Royce
FACT
The hunting dogs are based on the mounted skulls from Predator 2 (1990)
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
This is my kinda fun its got that 80s action flick feel just heres the characters and go its not as good but its fun. I do love the switch from trying to find the action hero being some muscle bound guy they pick a real fucking actor i mean Brody can act so taking him and bulking him up and dunking him in an action movie is a great play. Mind you for an 18 certificate it does feel light on action it does seem to have more talk and way way way to much walking in pure daylight i mean fuck me dont do that no suspense or tension when i can see five hundred yards in all direction just keep it dark its an alien planet make it night for 20 hours at a time lol did no one spot this or think on it the predator in the day time is lame never show that suit in light lol keep the darkness and thriller element to the movie.
Ok so cast wise well Brody is great hes spot on and does whats needed is he getting great direction from the director fuck no but hes good as for old fat Larry in here its fun sure but motherfucker looks 50 pounds over weight no chance this cunts hiding from a predator only thing hes hiding from is salads but ok hes fun his characters great just not used to the highest i think it coulda been more but ok. Then we got little Alice Braga whos great and fun shes playing the sniper an sure i hated when she holds that gun wiggling around like shes got parkinsons... go watch it she cant keep fucking still with that thing i mean it its heavy give her a plastic toy one whos gonna know lol and i spent the movie thinking whats she in haha it was I Am Legend (2007) now as for the rest a bunch of oks with a misuse of most of them and Topher Grace sounds like health food but you can spot spoilers cunts hes a serial killer in hiding its fun and i felt like i was in the cinema waiting for him to turn and see all the stupids watching go ooooh cause no way these cunts seen it coming lol but yeh the cast are pretty good... well except for the guys in the suits as predators i have been just so disappointed with the actors playing the predators since AvP (2004) its shorter fat looking WWE guys just fumbling around putting no effort into movement and feel or playing a character so this was more of the same just big twats in make up not acting like a predator it might have well been just Jason chasing them or Micheal with a face mask cause they had next to no style or look or effort when moving around.
Any ways other than the smaller faults its pretty kinda fun its a junkie action movie stick it on have some beers watch and pass out.
Best quote: "Ahh".
107 mins long. cert 18. 2010
This gets 6 out of 10 on my finger scale.
