BASIC PLOT
The continuing story of Max (Tom Hardy) in a postapocalyptic world.
CAST
Tom Hardy as Max
Charlize Theron as Furiosa
FACT
Based on a true story lol nah its fucking well not. Originally ment to be a sequel with Mel Gibson back in 2003 but with shooting locations proving to be hard and Mel working on THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST(2004) that and Mel was probably a raging jew hater and alcoholic at the time.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Gob shit pure and utterly butterly shit. Its so over rated its not funny i mean its shit it starts with Spoilers you fuckers Max taking a slash and then he spots cars behind him jumps in the old v8 and tears off like a muther fucker then gets fucked and caught and then it kinda sticks with him for a few minutes and shows us the new world that hes entered but then it really kicks into being a Charlize Theron movie it really does its not a Hardy movie and feels fuck all like a sequel to me it feels like her movie and her characters life and story being told and i couldnt give a flying fuck dont think for a second this is a Tom Hardy movie its not hes just in it its her story her movie and just a fucking con to get people to watch if you take him out of the movie or remove the name Max no cunt is going to see her in this its really a poor show to con people and talk about Max and how this is his movie and his story of what happened next when its a pure fucking lie its all about her. And sorry i went to see this flick for two fucking reasons only 1 its a mad max sequel and 2 Tom Hardy is the lead and hes fucking fantastic to watch but this was horse shit.
Now is the action great hmm yeh its ok its good its like SPEED(1994) if SPEED was on crack and tried to copy the action from EXPENDABLES(2010) but set in the future in cars lol its really madness in some places and its almost an action road movie once you get past the first few minutes or explaino and characters and the world then its just a huge drive with maybe two or three stops to play catch up and keep up with the story and the reason why we are in cars running like mother fuckers across the desert and then like a massage with no happy ending its utter disappointment as nothing happens and it was all for fuck all and just so stupid and then it kinda feels like TANGO & CASH(1989) it feels like the movie falls apart and then Max mumbles "heyyy why dont you back to where we came from" and thats like 80% of his word usage for the fucking movie dont expect him to say much other than hmm ahh. And those fucking Pts fucking flashbacks its like ROCKY V(1990) but instead of Drago its some fucking chuzwazler kid in my face running to the cam or Max im not fucking sure as the movie make little sense of it it plays out like its his kid but Max kid was white as shit and a toddler not that old but you dont get told really poor directing and story telling here. After reading online its ment to be some cunt from the comic books ? hold the fuck up im somehow ment to read a comic i dont know exists and then read week after week for fuck knows how long so i can understand the movie i paid to see ?? fuck you Miller fuck you.
Its like all directors the older they get the shitter they become they master the art and lose sight of what they are doing like Scott an PROMETHEUS(2012) its horse shit its so stupid you dont have good story telling no great characters we love its not scary or fun even to watch its just bland as fuck and poor but looks stunning the angles the look the visual is so stunning but shit lol and this is whats happening here the director is not story telling about Max hes off doing on with Theron and forgetting Max and his story and showing a stunning look and world with colors and action being crazy and looks good on camera even if its stupid and just over the top or retarded in ways but it looks good. Sadly hes had his time and now hes old as dust and its time to just go lay in a crypt and stop doin this shit hes now to old to keep up to date with the audience and what they want well in saying that like retards that play cod and just love Nuketown like the stupid cunts they are this movie is perfect for the 70% retards of America and thats maybe why i see so many cunts saying i loved it. But for me this is utter trash id rate it between RAW DEAL(1986) and COBRA(1986) and just below Tom Cruises sunglasses in TOPGUN(1986) id probably watch this again at some point with no fucks given while im sat on twitter watching Joe Rogan podcast on my lapy and giving it no attention. For me its poo but hey if you enjoy it good go watch it and then ram your face into a wall.
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120 mins long. cert 18. 2015
This gets 3 out of 10 on my finger scale.
