THE PREDATOR
BASIC PLOT
A War between the Predators ends up on earth.
CAST
Boyd Hollbrook as McKenna
FACT
Box office weekend pulled in a whopping 24 million dollars making it the lowest grossing box office take for any Predator movie. Written and directed by Shane Black who starred in the original Predator (1987) movie as Hawkings hes the first guy to be killed by the Predator.
THOUGHTS AN BEST BITS
Garbage utter bile. This movie should be taken out the back an shot... then burned by Kurt Russell in the snow fuck me its bad. This is maybe the worst movie i seen in like 10 years its fucking tripe we have the guy who gave us Lethal Weapon (1987) and The Last Boy Scout (1991) he gave us fucking The Monster Squad (1987) wolf man got narddsss haha i mean these are classics as for writing The Last Action Hero (1993) The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) He also directed Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) and Iron Man 3 (2013) this guys given us some great characters and action and then he had a fucking stroke and slammed his head on the fucking table and while laying on the floor dribbling all over his face he scribbled fucking Cybertron symbols on the floor and someone some how thought he was putting down a master class script for a new movie cause fuck me.
Enough about how good he was lets get down to it Spoilers so the Predators start in space with a good old space fight flying into a wormhole the ship gets away damage and then comes out the wormhole and crash lands on earth it of course lands feet away from our new leading man i hope never to see again as hes a sniper in the ? marines what ever who cares he goes after the ship and crash site as the Predator fucks up his team in seconds he then just slaps on a Predator gauntlet and of course it fires some green bullet shit at the Predator knocking him out he then fucks off and cut to doctor mc hottie getting picked up by the government to come to a lab where they now have a sedated Predator of course hes gonna wake up cause they use fucking dental floss to hold down an unknown alien with he fucks shit up mean time whats his face has come home only to be locked up by the same government team and he ends up on the fun bus with a crew of cool and funny soldiers who are all now criminals and crazy yet really nice and chatty telling the camera all their names and why they got locked up and then shit hits the fan the Predator wakes up after his shit killing every cunt then a second Predator shows up to really fuck things up he of course well fuck it yeh he destroys the first Predator rapid i mean like 2 hits he slams him into the car in the trailer then just hammer fists his face in like a grape and hes done ?? then the humans fight more with each other and stop for fucking beers mid way chilling at bars an shit it gets fucking really tv movie of the week meets bargain bin it gets just child like stupid and oh yeh thats right a dumb fucking autistic kid maybe has more screen time than the fucking Predator ? i mean fuck me ahhh.
So fuck it cast wise fuck me our lead is the bad guy with the metal hand in Logan (2017) he sucks to green or just shit i cant tell yet. Then the hottie mc hot pants Olivia Munn as the sort of second rate version of Connelly in The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) but she aint got the acting chops for that and her characters dialogue sucks maybe a wrong casting maybe. The rest of the cast are just so badly used or miss cast or just suck they partially just disappear into the fucking back ground.
It just a cluster fuck of a film written then rewrites and then film it change the ending and come back to film a remake on the ending plus cut scenes due to the fact the hired a fucking pedo to act next to Munn ? like really Black you hired your pedo mate for the film in 2018 with all the Harvey shit going on in hollywood you hire some creep. The film ust feels like loads of make it up on the spot and rewrites and its just all over the place action wise its terrible i cant think why this is an 18 or why thats become some big thing now a statement to make it 18 cert that was the fucking 80s 18cert son kick ass n take names so this is like a big deal 18 cert and yet i cant for the love of me think how or why its got wayyyyy over the top fucks and cunts and just pointless cursing from fuckers but other than that its like minimal action and of the action its hey guy in the dark in a forest gets cut in half its not like horror style you see it close up its kinda gash not much like build up or suspense no real big twist just really bad over the top captain explaino from the characters like things they dont know and cant just "oh the Predators are here because" and "i think he was bringing us a gift" its like they are playing story telling cause the movies doing a shit job of telling us anything at all i mean nout this is really fucking terrible like at one point the writers and the director and the staff at Wb had to be like yehhh this sounds good and gave it a go and paid millions and even after all the actors made it to set and starting filming no one said hey this is kinda shite they kept filming got to the edit room and said SHIT thats right they actually stopped an said shit and went back to Wb an said hey we need to reshoot some scenes and change the ending from day time to night cause were are dumb as fuck and then change up a few things and still even then this is the best that 90 million dollars gets us in 2018 well fuck me side ways this coulda been great a few changes it make it like a The Dirty Dozen (1967) and set in some place in America any place with a huge national forest and let them escape a military prison and go on the run while this is going on not this trash pile. Any way if you wana see some junk catch it on tv but for the love of god dont waste cash on this avoid it like bum aids.
Best quote: "Ahh".
107 mins long. cert 18. 2018
This gets 2 out of 10 on my finger scale.
