Ok so every year we have polls and magazines that give us the top so called hottest female but for the most part they are made up of the flavor of the month girls girls you never see again ever.
So heres my top 10 celebrity crushes from the 80s up using the Fhm maxim and a few others lists to help gather up names. Of course we need some rules so lets not care if shes over 50 now its what the woman was like at a set time and movie that made her a top female crush.. for me fuck you lot lol.
Gillian Anderson (i loved Scully)
Cameron Diaz
Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Ainiston
Pamela Anderson (Beach bunny of Baywatch)
Erika Eleniak (The original Baywatch chick)
Denise Van Outen
Sarah michelle Gellar
Kelly Brook
Catherine Zeta Jones
Rachel Stevens
Salma Heyek
Kylie Minogue
Angelina Jolie
Elisha Cuthbert
Cheryl Cole
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Longoria
Hayden Panettiere
Kaley Cuoco
Emilia Clarke (Mother of sexy dragons lol)
Gal Gadot
Jennifer Lawrence
Gemma Atkinson (Always had a crush)
Alanna Masterson (Nom nom nom)
Piper Parabo
Charisma Carpenter
Kate Beckinsale
Natalie Portman
Emilie De Raven
Jennifer Connelly
Ashley Judd (As a blonde fuck me)
Rose Bryne
Claire Forlane
Rachel Weisz
Kathleen Turner (haha just kidding)
Maisie Williams (come on you know you would)
Holly Willoughby
Rosie Huntington
Emma Watson (shes ok i would)
Keira Knightley
Ok so hitting up online all these sites from the 90s up to 2016 getting to many names and so many models and singers popular for two weeks while the magazines posted polls filled in by sad little virgins who had never seen half of these girls in any movie or show.
Ok way to many hotties to pick we gonna need to have a vs and lower the numbers here.
Round 1
Gillian Anderson
Cameron Diaz
Gillian takes it
Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Ainiston
Jen takes it easy
Pamela Anderson
Erika Eleniak
This is hard lol pun. I ripped more than one off to both girls
Erika but millions of children were lost to Anderson
Denise Van Outen
Sarah michelle Gellar
Taking me some Buffy
Kelly Brook
Catherine Zeta Jones
Ohhh nah love me some tits Kelly
Rachel Stevens
Salma Heyek
Salma come on
Kylie Minogue
Angelina Jolie
Kylie fuck you Pitt sloppy seconds
Elisha Cuthbert
Cheryl Cole
Elisha
Scarlett Johansson
Eva Longoria
Damn Eva is hot but ScarJo all day have you seen Lost In Bill Murray
Hayden Panettiere
Kaley Cuoco
Damn to hot blonds i like em short tho Hayden
Emilia Clarke
Gal Gadot
Emilia mother of nude dragons
Jennifer Lawrence
Gemma Atkinson
I like me some Jen but Gemma Atkinson may be the hottest thing ever
Alanna Masterson
Piper Parabo
Alanna cute as fuck Masterson
Charisma Carpenter
Kate Beckinsale
Mmm to milfs hmm i do love her ass in Underworld but Carpenter
Natalie Portman
Emilie De Raven
Emilie is a doll but Portman in Star Wars II
Jennifer Connelly
Ashley Judd
Damn son Judd in A Time To Kill so fuckable yeh Judd
Rose Bryne
Claire Forlane
Rose in Troy is a hottie but Claire in The Rock mmm then Meet Joe Black
Rachel Weisz
Maisie Williams
Love Rach in the Mummy with those glasses but Maisie is a lil shortie hmm fuck it Arya.
Holly Willoughby
Rosie Huntington
Holls all day i mean Jasons misses is a fucking ride but Holly.
Emma Watson
Keira Knightley
Im going with Emma here i think she would ride me so hard lol.
Ok Round 2
Gillian vs judd
Gill i mean yeh id stick it in Judd but shes a cum an go lol.
Maisie vs Claire
Hmm tough fight i mean i loved Claire in Meet Joe Black she was just adorable but Maisie has just turned into a full blown hottie mind you not a drop of man tears has been lost to either girl id jump both of them in a heart beat hmm fuck it i like em shorter going with Maisie.
Portman vs Carpenter
Tough call again i mean Portman as a stripper on Closer mmmm and then Carpenter as a cheeky cunt playing a teenager in Buffy while being like 28 haha but shes nude in playboy :) all forgiven. Yeh Portman as the lil blonde.
Masterson vs Emilia
While i do love Emilia i find Masterson just fucking adorable on instagram an twitter shes maybe one of the cutest girls without the filters or make up and photoshoots. Masters for the win
Gemma vs Hayden
While i did enjoy save the cheer leader save the world fuck her shes just not a patch on Gemma shes cute and small and now both girls have fake tits but Gemma wins hands down like Masterson shes just fucking adorable
ScarJo vs Elisha
Yeh its hammer time Elisha while sexy as fuck in 24 bitch you cant touch this ScarJo all day and twice on sunday
Kylie vs Salma
While i do love Salma its her bod and her tits those jugs those fun bags :P but the face is ok not that Kylie is much better but the overall package i prefer petite with that sexy lil ass Kylie has.
Jennifer vs Buffy
Id fuck both silly but yeh Jen all day long would taken home for keeps.
Kelly vs Erika
While i would wake up every morning to Kelly in school while she was on The Big Breakfast she was pretty funny and bad and she never seems to be this hot and always seems a fatty lol Erika.
Holly vs Emma
I do like Emma shes cute nice body and seems pretty smart and even though Holls has got to be a bit of a fat lazy at times i do fin her hotter.
Round 3
1 Holly
2 Erika
3 Jennifer
4 Kylie
5 ScarJo
6 Gemma
7 Masterson
8 Portman
9 Maisie
10 Gillian
Are the round winners so far now to pair them off and think hard about who i found hotter and who i had that crush on more. Gonna use a random number generator on google to pick who vs whom.
1v7
Masterson VS Holly
While i have been attracted to Holly for longer thats cause i only first laid eyes on Alanna on The Walking Dead. And Holly is far from the hottie i once new she was cute on a saturday morning waking up with some morning wood and jerking that snake that giant anaconda till it gave up and cried but as you get older some things change i dont mean her i mean my taste and Alanna is just much cuter and hotter to me.
5v8
ScarJo VS Portman
Yeh i might smash Portman if i had the chance but id definitely prefer the sexy husky voice and those bigger boobs.
10v6
Gillian VS Gemma
Mmmm interesting i mean i seen Scully back in the day season 1 of X Files an wanted to fuck her pretty badly i felt the same about Gemma when i seen her in Hollyjokes. I had a Scully poster this is fucking tough... tick tock. Yeh fuck it Gemma that face those tits that bod.
9v4
Maisie VS Kylie
Awww my first crush ever Kylie back in the dizzy lol back when it was the fucking 80s and even in the 90s and 2000s shes a fucking doll. But Maisie is fucking cute but ahh can i really pick a new girl over her ? fuck it yeh
2v3
Erika VS Jennifer
This gets tougher and tougher lol i mean come on the original Baywatch chick and the girl next door Rachel. I aint kicking ayone outa bed but yeh i gotta go with Jennifer here cant say why just gut feeling of hotness lol
Fuck now im down to like 5 this was harder than i thought fucking 5 of them to pick from now jebus. ok so we have my top 5 in no real order for now.
1
Jennifer Ainiston
2
Maisie Williams
3
Gemma Atkinson
4
Scarett Johansson
5
Alanna Masterson
Ok so 5 girls all stunning whos gonna go on the wall whos gonna get set in stone as the hottest girls and whos gonna get left on the floor and ignored lol.... tick tock and after much thinking heres my final 4 girls...
Scarlett Johansson. Jennifer Aniston. Alanna Masterson. Gemma Atkinson.
Here it is my final Mount Rushmore of sexy celebrity crushes
From first catching a Jen in Friends back in the day with those sexy legs and short waitress skirt fuc she was hot and has just stayed that way always a hottie looks stunning in her bikini all o natural lol bod to die for and her personality seems so nice when you see her in any kind of interview.
Gemma who caught me eye on that terrible show back in 2001 2002 when i got home from work and spotted her cute little face on my screen shes to me the Uk version of Kaley Cuoco just a hottie and following her on twitter and instagram for years now shes so nice and so lovely and when she posts random funny shit of her walking her dogs in the rain hair a mess and in a hoodie no make up she looks fucking so stunning and looks beautiful and more natural than some girls do in real photo shoots for magazines after getting photoshopped to look good shes a babe. Great body as she works out all the time to take care of herself and nice big boobs even if they are fake still a hottie.
Scar Jo was an instant hit for me when i rented from blockbuster and sat down to watch one night and feel in love lol she was so cute tha girl next door vibe and look from her her little ass at the start and even the cute pot belly she had was just so adorable and her acting was just amazing and shes done nothing but get hotter over the years.
Finally Masterson aka Tara from The Walking Dead i seen her and was to busy doing my this is what id do in this world these fuckng zombies would never get in my way and no fucking way was i losing that prison in The Walking Dead to a bunch of twats so any way im doing that while watching her but thinking yeh shes kinda hot of course shes grungy and hair a mess its a dirty world she living in but i could see a cute smile and when i spotted her on twitter and instagram shes soooo cute like you can see shes in fuck all make up no filter and just looking cute as fuck all natural and a nice curvy body big boobs :p im not mad at that haha.
